My step mum is fun.
My step mother is a bit straight-out-of-a-fairytale, as I've posted here a couple of times.

We were a nice, middle class family, and when my sister started university, surprisingly enough intially she ballsed up her finances a bit, and so when she came home one weekend, she asked my dad for a loan.

My stepmother overheard this, and informed her no - she was NOT getting a loan, and not to come begging. My sister started to try and explain the situation, but my stepmother was beyond listening.

"I haven't even got enough money to buy new clothes!" she said.

"But ... " my sister interjected.

"Clothes!" shouted my stepmother "New clothes! I don't give a toss about your university! You should get a job! I haven't bought a new dress in AGES! Clothes! Look at my knickers! They're full of holes! My bra ... " and with that, she started to strip off. She stripped off right down to her bra and knickers, and ran out of the house, through two neighbouring villages, and into the nearest town, where she was picked up by the police, and brought back to our house, much to the interest of absolutely everyone.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 11 Feb 2010, 15:45, 2 replies)

Haha!
This is actually quite sad and I feel for you, but hilarious nonetheless.
( whenanimalsattackhumans clad in global hypercolour, Thu 11 Feb 2010, 15:48, closed)

Hahahaha
No she's an absolute head case.

Apparently she's getting remarried soon, and my sisters and I were thinking of turning up to the wedding to say thank you and commiserations to the poor victim.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 11 Feb 2010, 15:52, closed)