Lesbi-mum
I was about 7 years old, on holiday in Devon. We took a family trip to a fun fair and somehow my Dad won a prize on a stall. There were giant cuddly toys and model planes and all sorts of goodies and my Dad had just won...a car window sticker...

Now, back in the day, I was short sighted but too ashamed to admit it because I didn't want to wear glasses, so when Dad said I could choose the sticker, I just pointed and said 'that one, second from the left', with no idea what it actually said.

My Dad looked a little surprised, but being a good Dad and not wanting to say no to his adoring son, he got the sticker for me. It was cool, it had bright yellow writing on a black background. I didn't really understand it but I thought it looked great. I couldn't wait to put it in the car. I did so before we'd even left the car park.

And that is why my Mum spent the next seven years driving a pastel blue, metallic Nissan Bluebird that proudly declared her to be a...

...'CB loving beaver spotter'.

I suspect my Dad knew exactly what he was doing...
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Fri 12 Feb 2010, 10:21, 1 reply)

You get a click
Just for choosing a title that would guarantee EVERYONE will read the story
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 12 Feb 2010, 10:23, closed)