MumsMrs Liveinabin tells us: My mum told me to eat my vegetables, or I wouldn't get any pudding. I'm 32 and told her I could do what I like. I ate my vegetables. Tell us about mums.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 11 Feb 2010, 13:21)
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On either my 5th or 6th birthday (I forget)My mum made me a birthday cake. But this was no ordinary birthday cake, oh no, it was a fucking huge space rocket, complete with the classic spike at the top.. the works. I can still picture it to this day.
The problem was, she'd used one of my lego spacemen to decorate it.
And how did I respond to this amazing birthday cake that she'd clearly slaved over for hours, spoilt little fucker that I was?
I burst into tears, grabbed my spaceman back and got angry at her.
Sorry mum :(
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Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 12:57,
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You fucking little shit.Go to your church and become a monk for the next year.
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 13:05,
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it's the least I can do*dons habit*
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Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 13:08,
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A similar story from meWhen I was 10 or so my mum gave me £40 for my birthday. Quite a bit of money for back then, and especially for her as my parents have never been rich.
How did I respond? By bursting into tears and being upset for a few hours... all because my brother who was is 2 years older than me had received the sum of £60 for his birthday a month prior.
I still feel bad about it to this day.
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