My first experience of pornSo there I am, aged 11, crawling through the woods with the Scouts when we come upon a big pile of magazines stuck into a tree. Risking losing the game by being seen, we stand up to knock them down.
They flutter down in a big heap - and behold, they are full of nudey ladies!
Crawling through the woods suddenly lost its appeal...
What was your first experience of porn?
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chthonic, Thu 25 Jan 2007, 15:29)
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Kids wear tighty whities for a reason...Recycling day was every Thursday at my school. This meant that the kids would bring a weeks worth of their family's old newspapers and being in the area that my school was there were not many copies of 'The Guardian' or 'The Independant' (not classist, just true). No, it was mostly copies of 'The People' and 'The Sun', so being a little perv i would search through said papers for the "Kayleigh from Bristol thinks kittens are fluffy" articles and hide them in my pants all folded up for the duration of the day to take home where i hid them in an Argos lockable treasure chest along with stolen metal dustcaps. Needless to say i got busted by Mr. Hoskins who contacted my parents, but they never found the key to my argos treasure chest... Bonza.
May require word lube for the width.
(, Sat 27 Jan 2007, 12:24, Reply)
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