NeighboursI used to live next door to a pair of elderly naturists, only finding out about their hobby when they bade me a cheerful, saggy 'Hello' while I was 25 feet up a ladder repairing the chimney. Luckily, a bush broke my fall, but the memory of a fat, naked man in an ill-fitting wig will live with me forever.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 12:41)
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Well playedTypical music war between my mother and her neighbours upstairs. It's usually an unspoken "you were too noisy on x night" sort of punishment from the neighbours, but it's a several week ritual that both parties go through for some reason. Eventually one side breaks down, knocks and offers a cup of tea.
Neighbours: *loud music*
My mum: *loud music*
Neighbours: *louder music*
My mum: *Greatest house music hits type CD*
Neighbours: *Oasis*
My mum: *Greatest hard house hits type CD*
Neigbours: "Hello" by Lionel Richie on repeat.
Aww.
She did however, win the round that ended with Simply Red "Stars" on repeat. Woo!
(, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 20:14, 1 reply)
You wanna win a bad music fight?Ren and Stimpy's "Happy Happy Joy Joy" song
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Crap Little Monkey Deathstar, so good they built it twice, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 13:00,
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