NeighboursI used to live next door to a pair of elderly naturists, only finding out about their hobby when they bade me a cheerful, saggy 'Hello' while I was 25 feet up a ladder repairing the chimney. Luckily, a bush broke my fall, but the memory of a fat, naked man in an ill-fitting wig will live with me forever.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 12:41)
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Where I livethere's an old people's home to the front of my flat, and an old people's home to the rear of my flat. There's also a big statue of a metallic chicken on a roundabout, but that's neither here nor there.
Guess where I go pulling on a Friday night?
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Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 12:27,
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its got to be......Dorking!
I thought that I was hallucinating the first time I saw that Chicken!
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Oh god,There's some spit and sawdust pubs round there right enough, but for pulling, you'd best off nip down the A25. most of the good totty was round those parts in my day. Or Guildford is always a laugh if you can get someone to drive for you!
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Blind Meach Cautiously optimistic, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 14:35,
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Ahh yes!Every time I drive past it I can't resist shouting out (whether I'm alone or not) "Look! It's the massive silver cock of Dorking"
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the dorking is a very old breed of chickenquite rare these days. this is more than likely the reason for the metal chicken in dorking.
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 22:18,
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