NeighboursI used to live next door to a pair of elderly naturists, only finding out about their hobby when they bade me a cheerful, saggy 'Hello' while I was 25 feet up a ladder repairing the chimney. Luckily, a bush broke my fall, but the memory of a fat, naked man in an ill-fitting wig will live with me forever.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 12:41)
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Who Doesn't Love 2 Live Crew?My worst neighbor interaction was with a nasty old Eastern European spinster who used to stick her alarm clock in her windowsill that was directly across from my bedroom windowsill. We were separated by a narrow strip of lawn and we were both on the first floor. One morning in June after a particularly awful night of being paged over and over again to fix a database, I was finally able to go lay down at around 6am and her alarm clock goes off full blast to polka music...and she left it on. I got up, got into my car, drove onto the lawn, parked under the windowsill, and blasted, "Can a Nigga Get a Table Dance?". After about 30 seconds maybe, I turned the radio down, she had turned her alarm off, I drove off of the lawn and she...never did that again, although she did yell out her window, "I'm gonna sue you!" But honestly, no one in my family HASN'T had that screamed at them by a neighbor so......
(, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 14:23, 1 reply)
Ha-Ha!I'm dying to do that with 'Only Shallow' by My Bloody Valentine!
(, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 14:30, closed)
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