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I used to live next door to a pair of elderly naturists, only finding out about their hobby when they bade me a cheerful, saggy 'Hello' while I was 25 feet up a ladder repairing the chimney. Luckily, a bush broke my fall, but the memory of a fat, naked man in an ill-fitting wig will live with me forever.

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Birthday present
The two lesbians next door bought me a rather nice Timex for my 30th birthday... I told them they'd misunderstood me when I'd said to them "I wanna watch"
(ScousersPet, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 15:15, 4 replies)
Ha !!! Nice one
The lesbian who lived next door to me came round with a KFC meal. I stared at it for a bit and then I said: "No, you misuderstood - I said I wanted to start on a nice peice of breast, move onto a lovely plump thigh, and end up getting my fingers sticky in a greasy box..."

Coat - consider got etc....
(I helped save b3ta! SpankyHanky, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 15:24, closed)
Haha! *clicks*
On an aside, can you find out how many clicks you get on QOTW answers?
(Turn that bloody gramaphone down has incorrect spelling in her username *WINS*, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 15:45, closed)
NO

(I helped save b3ta! Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 15:55, closed)
Badddum tish!
very good.
(Wallilay has been bored of this shit since, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 16:14, closed)

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