Urinal cake man.
When I was in college (Waterford, in the sunny south east of Ireland), the local hotspot was called 'The Bridge'. It was a hotel, bar & nightclub, and it was located beside the bridge in waterford. Hence the name.

On one occasion I saw someone in the Urinal (it's normal to see someone AT a urinal, not in one). It was one of those communal urinals, just a metal plate wall, really, with a drain running along the bottom, and some blue cakes fizzing away contendedly in the piss of a thousand drunks.

So this guy looked out of place lying in the drain. With blokes pissing beside him to the left and right. He was laughing, and other people started laughing at/with him, and the more they laughed, the more he laughed. It was hard not to laugh along really, because he had a manic laugh, like Woody Woodpecker.

But it was hard not to feel sorry for him too, lying in a pool of other's piss, drunk as a skunk, his shirt soaking up the moisture, His hair wet, face wet, trousers stained and being unable to do anything but laugh.

He was trying to get up, but kept slipping back, due mainly to him being drunk and wet, and trying to gain purchase on the metal wall or the tiled floor. It was pitiful.

I could have helped him, but really, there was every likelihood of being dragged down into the mire. So I waited for a cubicle (unlike the many who didn't mind pissing beside, on, or into him).

I wish I could say that the last I saw of him was as he left to hail a taxi. But no it was to get worse. and it was a sight that will haunt me to 'til the day I die.

The last I saw of him was about forty minutes later, When I saw him on the dancefloor. Slow dancing, with a girl I knew from my course. With his tongue down her throat.

I walked away - I didn't think it would help if she knew where he'd been.
( Lord & Lady Pants, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 13:26, 2 replies)

Never know
He might have been a pissboy :p
(Scritty Bakerman., Thu 9 Apr 2009, 23:59, closed)

Id be more impressed..
if he was this dude..

www.youtube.com/watch?v=UVn4K7N3xLo
(Lord Chode, Sun 12 Apr 2009, 18:39, closed)