I'm glad nobody saw me
Have you ever done something, realised how stupid or embarrassing it was and then looked about to see if anyone watching? Did you get away with it?
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( , Thu 27 Jan 2011, 15:49)
Have you ever done something, realised how stupid or embarrassing it was and then looked about to see if anyone watching? Did you get away with it?
Suggested by Sandettie Light Vessel Automatic, chosen by YOU
( , Thu 27 Jan 2011, 15:49)
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Car Door and Face
Outside a garage where I had just dropped a head gasket off for a friend to be skimmed, I opened my car door and didn't think to move my face out of the way. Result - a massive CRACK as the metal met the bridge of my nose with brute force I didn't know I had. I slid in the seat and drove away sheepishly and very slowly, as I couldn't see where I was going because my eyes were streaming and my nose made a hooooot noise whenever I breathed through it.
Only done it with doors in the house since when they bounce off my foot as I open them too fast and my nose/face isn't even that big.
*Edit - wasn't dropping off the gasket, was dropping off the block. Not that it matters but stops me looking so DUMB*
( , Mon 31 Jan 2011, 13:20, 2 replies)
Outside a garage where I had just dropped a head gasket off for a friend to be skimmed, I opened my car door and didn't think to move my face out of the way. Result - a massive CRACK as the metal met the bridge of my nose with brute force I didn't know I had. I slid in the seat and drove away sheepishly and very slowly, as I couldn't see where I was going because my eyes were streaming and my nose made a hooooot noise whenever I breathed through it.
Only done it with doors in the house since when they bounce off my foot as I open them too fast and my nose/face isn't even that big.
*Edit - wasn't dropping off the gasket, was dropping off the block. Not that it matters but stops me looking so DUMB*
( , Mon 31 Jan 2011, 13:20, 2 replies)
"my nose made a hooooot noise whenever I breathed through it"
That touched my funny bone. Click.
( , Mon 31 Jan 2011, 14:45, closed)
That touched my funny bone. Click.
( , Mon 31 Jan 2011, 14:45, closed)
Srsly?
You were going to get a head *gasket* skimmed?
The Engineering police are watching... ;o)
( , Mon 31 Jan 2011, 15:09, closed)
You were going to get a head *gasket* skimmed?
The Engineering police are watching... ;o)
( , Mon 31 Jan 2011, 15:09, closed)
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