I should have been arrestedFaced with The Law when I and a bunch of equally idiotic mates set off a load of loud explosions down the local chalk pit, we blamed bigger boys who had run off. Tell us of the times when you got away with something naughty and slightly out of order.
Thanks to MatJ for the suggestion
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 26 Jan 2012, 13:36)
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I once 'worked' as a bird scarer on a vinyard in New Zealand- riding around on a Quadbike shooting at things/being loudAnd due to an alcohol related mix up one weekend the 'make a big noise' blanks and the 'will actually kill' shells were mixed up.
I should have been arrested for attempted murder as I ended up shooting at the vinyard owner's brother as he kayaked down the river do meet us
Thankfully he was miles away and I couldn't hit the side of a barn sober, let alone pissed.
It's the quickest I've ever sobered up though, when I realised I could have killed a man, all the while laughing.
(, Thu 26 Jan 2012, 14:12, 2 replies)
Tell me you were in a place called Reno.This is marvellous.
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 26 Jan 2012, 15:57,
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I wish it was Reno, I really do.It was one of those moments of realisation that causes a little bit of sick to come up and triggered an automatic 'nice sit down' reflex.
Whenever I talk about this with those involved the main topic is usually along the lines of 'no wonder we couldn't hit those clay pigeons, we were using fucking blanks!' rather than 'do you remember that time we got pissed and shot at a man?' We just wanted to scare him, not kill the fucker.
(, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 13:04, closed)
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