Not having sexOur pal Freddie Woo says: Climbing into the back seat of the car, she sat on a fortnight-old bag of food shopping I had completely forgotten about. The stench of a bag of bean sprouts popping open is a real passion-killer, I can tell you for nothing. Tell us about the shag you didn't have because you blew it.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 22 May 2014, 14:01)
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Not having more sexy timeswas in a hotel room in Luton with a now ex the night before we were to fly to France for our hols we had made the beast with 2 backs a couple of times since checking in and now we are both relaxing on the bed after having dinner, a couple of drinks, a shower and she is there in her pj's and myself in my boxers.
"is there something you would like me to do?" she enquired a smile and a glint in her eye.
"you could brush your teeth, your breath smells a bit" said I.
cue her getting suddenly getting a bit arsey and not speaking to me for a good half an hour.
it was not until some time later that i realized that she was offering me the very rare (for her anyway) opportunity for a blow job.
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Reme Philips laid an epic dump on, Wed 28 May 2014, 22:17,
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how ugly is your dick if you put your underwear on after a shower?(
Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 29 May 2014, 9:12,
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Reaching.Too far mate.
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Why yes I do my good man.Do you partake of the Queen's English as well?
I'm asking because I see your previous post and wonder.
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That will be a "No." then?
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yeah ... deffo taking language lessons from somebody who doesn't know what 'partake' means or how to use a comma(
Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 29 May 2014, 12:26,
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