One Night StandsFreddie Woo says: "I was young and desperate, she was older, divorced and was sick on me. Seemed an acceptable criticism at the time." Tell us about your one night stand disasters, or lie about your triumphs.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 13 Mar 2014, 16:05)
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one-night stopgetting extremely passionate with a bloke i'd picked up one night, we learned a very important lesson: no matter how much you want a shag, DO NOT take your pants off at the top of the stairs.a slip, a lot of clattering, banging, bouncing and swearing, a ride in an ambulance and 6 hours in a&e followed. my unlucky gentleman friend landed himself a broken arm, a fractured collarbone and a great many scrapes and bruises.
and me? all i got was bruises, due to landing on something soft, namely him.
length? never did get to find out :(
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 15 Mar 2014, 17:11,
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i also have an aversion to capital letters.(, Sat 15 Mar 2014, 19:21, closed)
i only use them if i'm in a shouty mood(
Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 16 Mar 2014, 15:15,
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Was his gentlemanly intention to fuck you in the stairwell?I usually wait until I'm in the bedroom before removing my trousers. Just saying.
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.Yeti., Sat 15 Mar 2014, 20:07,
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not surewe were both very drunk
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 16 Mar 2014, 15:15,
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