Overheard secretsWhen I was a barman, I stood by polishing a glass as a couple had a hushed argument two feet away about what they were going to do now she was pregnant. The bloke promised to leave his wife, but subsequent hushed arguments revealed that he did not. What have you overheard?
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 13:36)
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Pea ( I think it fits the QOTW but feel free to berate me in the usual fashion if not)Not me but...
A family member complained to the folk living in the flat above them that their noisy daytime romps were playing havoc with her sleep (shift worker). The husband chose that moment to explain..."but I'm not home during the day!"
The same could not be said for his wife. I believe that may have triggered some relationship issues.
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number5 has been fighting tramps and losing., Thu 25 Aug 2011, 16:32,
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I call bullpoopThis "joke" is older than the hills.
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user_names_suck, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 18:50,
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I would do too if I was you but I witnessed the subsequent removals van as he collected his belongings some weeks later.
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number5 has been fighting tramps and losing., Thu 25 Aug 2011, 19:59,
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