Lies that got out of controlEver claimed you could speak a foreign language to impress friends, colleagues and/or get laid? Make a twat of yourself - and I couldn't possibly comment - saying you were the godson of the chairman of BP? Tell us how your porkies have caught up with you
(Thanks to augsav and Sandettie Light Vessel Automatic for the suggestions)
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 13:03)
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Your rightYour parents probably didn't really.
=P
(, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 16:13, closed)
Nah. Your mum does love me.She does The Special Thing for me.
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 16:32,
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Yep.You tell that as a lie and it will definitely come back to haunt you.
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sanityclause is waiting until, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 17:25,
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what about"I love you"
with an unsaid: "for a given value of 'love'"
Shirley that's not a lie any more.
(, Sat 14 Aug 2010, 18:13, closed)
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