PE LessonsFor some they may have been the highlight of the school week, but all we remember is a never-ending series of punishments involving inappropriate nudity and climbing up ropes until you wet yourself.
Tell us about your PE lessons and the psychotics who taught them.
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chthonic, Thu 19 Nov 2009, 17:36)
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being the fat kidi always got picked last for teams. this suited me fine, as i'm not the sporty type.
one year, however, our teacher decided it was time to give the unsporty kids a chance, so i was appointed one of 2 team captains for hockey.
unfortunately, my number one enemy was made captain of the opposing team.
the very first game, the teacher blew the whistle and i swung my hockey stick.
with a sickening THWACK! it hit my opposing number squarely in her bulldog-reminiscent face, turning her nose into an interesting piece of modern art.
i, of course, apologised profusely, claiming that my inexperience had caused me to swing far more powerfully than was needed. unable to entirely prove otherwise, my teacher had to accept my excuse and let me off with a warning.
we were back to playing netball the week after.
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 1:01,
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*click*Revenge. It was the only thing that hockey was ever good for.
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i saw her a few years agoshe still looks like bernard manning in a dress
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 24 Nov 2009, 20:15,
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