The sticky, nervous lip
After uni I set up a consultancy business and there I was, all keen and earnest, in a room full of big-wiggery potential employers, pitching my fabbo stuff. By jeez, by jingo, I was enthusiastic that day; so much so that not until I had finished my searingly brilliant analysis did I realise my top lip had curled up on itself so my gum was horsey protruding.

I can only applaud the straight-facedness of those people, who must have been pissing themselves wondering whether I would realise my lip was not where it should be. Huge distraction and needless to say my awesome analysis was not heard or seen of again.
(boozehound is drinking your bar dry, Sat 20 Aug 2011, 12:49, 4 replies)

How did you talk though?
It must've had an effect on your diction.
(Juan Quar is clinging to her front teeth on, Sat 20 Aug 2011, 14:15, closed)

I am completely lost.
How on earth did you do that? How did it stay there?
( Wet-chinned bag shanker Cannot parse Wogan, Sat 20 Aug 2011, 14:47, closed)

My Jack Russell can do it but she's crap at presentations.

(Juan Quar is clinging to her front teeth on, Sat 20 Aug 2011, 15:01, closed)

Drugs are bad, mmmkay.

( Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Sat 20 Aug 2011, 20:27, closed)