PerformanceHave you ever - voluntarily or otherwise - appeared in front of an audience? How badly did it go?
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chthonic, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 9:26)
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Bird confusionWell, 'twas an audience of one and she was the object of all my innermost desires. I took her to a coffee shop with the intention of gently and sincerely expressing my feelings for her, in my head were the mists of poetry of Byron and Shakespeare, but when the words came out of my mouth I sounded more like Begbie.
Ah well. Shite.
(, Sun 21 Aug 2011, 0:18, 1 reply)
Fucking obvious that cunt was going to fuck some cunt.(, Sun 21 Aug 2011, 14:16, closed)
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