Personal HygieneThere comes a point at which your hygiene becomes less your problem and more everyone else's:
My old school nurse never seemed to wash - instead she wrapped herself in crepe bandages from the first aid kits. The smell was beyond pungent. If you got ill at school, it was better to suffer than try and explain symptoms whilst only breathing out.
When she was eventually 'let go',they had to strip the wallpaper in her office to get rid of the lingering odour.
How scuzzy have you got? Or, failing that, how bad have people you know got?
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chthonic, Thu 22 Mar 2007, 12:40)
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How dare you fart before the Prime Minister?....I'm sorry, I didn't know it was his turnWannabe world statesman Tony Blair would no doubt be flattered some by a comparison with Winston Churchill. However, it is sadly not for his fine leadership of a country in crisis, or indeed for his highly developed oratory abilities, but for a singularly well-kept secret previously known only to his cabinet chums and the odd unfortunate visiting dignitary.
It's a well-known fact in political circles that Tony Blair is possessed of the most chronic, dead-rat corpse smelling, evil flatulence known to mankind. Apparently Winston was a real stinky arse too, probably down to the suet puddings and guinness. Tony, it is conjectured, owes his rear turbulence to the experimental 'new age' diets Cherie keeps thinking up for him, particularly the cabbage and prune juice smoothies she puts in his lunch box.
A rare photograph of the downloading of one these political brownwares can be seen here;
news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk_politics/940223.stm
you will note the astonishment of John Prescott, amazed that his mild bitter and tripe pie fueled parping has been trumped by a southern jessie, while Tony just makes a laugh out of his mouth.
Length? about 3.7 seconds apparently, but the microphone didn't pick it up
(, Thu 22 Mar 2007, 21:48, Reply)
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