PhobiasWhat gives you the heebie-jeebies?
It's a bit strong to call this a phobia, but for me it's the thought of biting into a dry flannel. I've no idea why I'd ever want to or even get the opportunity to do so, seeing as I don't own one, but it makes my teeth hurt to think about it. *ewww*
Tell us what innocent things make you go pale, wobbly and send shivers down your spine.
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chthonic, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 13:34)
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Aural rather than Oral. Oh, and nasal.But the scrapy sounds made when someone is using a wooden spoon or spatula.
*shiver*
And having a blocked nose. I will blow the old snotter until I'm spraying claret like a haemophiliac garden sprinkler but I can't bear a snotty snout. I've been in a queue behind an alleged female who was forced to sniff so rapidly it was like a surreal version of Ivor the Engine to stop the snot-wave washing over her top lip. Bleurrgh.
(, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 14:19, 3 replies)
You have...... a delightful way with words :)
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Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 14:22,
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^It's the voices.
The voices, I tell you.
The rest of you are only jealous because they're not talking to you too.
(, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 14:25, closed)
Heamophiliac garden sprinkerThat's the best one I've heard for a while. I hate a congested nose too. I go as far as blowing it, and scrunching up tight rolls of tissue like a pipe cleaner to clean thoroughly. Looks damn freaky as it looks as if it goes that far it can touch my brain.
I get enormously freaked out when someone points out that I have a nasal stalactite lurking.
(, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 15:43, closed)
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