PhobiasWhat gives you the heebie-jeebies?
It's a bit strong to call this a phobia, but for me it's the thought of biting into a dry flannel. I've no idea why I'd ever want to or even get the opportunity to do so, seeing as I don't own one, but it makes my teeth hurt to think about it. *ewww*
Tell us what innocent things make you go pale, wobbly and send shivers down your spine.
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chthonic, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 13:34)
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NecrophiliaphobiaI had a job one summer in a hospital mortuary. The hours were long and the work was harrowing, cleaning dead bodies and patching them up ready for dispatch to the families for burial.
To pass the time, I would talk to the corpses. I had an interesting philosophical conversation with a recently deceased accountant from Penge called Dennis about the futility of the cosmos, and discussed the finer points of cooking steaks with a chef from Purley who had been called Malcolm.
Then I met Phyllis. She had been the clerical assistant to the director of a large conglomerate, and had died in the hospital after a bout of pancreatitis which went awry.
I did her make up for her, brushed her hair and talked to her about anything and everything.
Over the next few days the relationship blossomed and one thing led to another.
We consummated the relationship on the slab one evening after the mortuary had been locked up.
I laid her out and penetrated her, but blow me down as I started my slow ascent to climax, her eyes slowly opened.
My priapic member quickly withered and I withdrew in fright.
Apparently the muscle spasm can be delayed and cause this involuntary movement of limbs etc, but ever since, I've been phobic about entering into sexual relations with the dead.
(, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 17:34, 5 replies)
I used to be a necrophiliacUntil some rotten....
Sorry.
Was that a taxi I heard?
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If ever I had thought about becoming a necrophiliacthe film "Braindead" would have put an end to that fantasy immediately.
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baw__bag contains traces of nuts on, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 17:58,
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Huh."My mom's been fucking a dead guy for thirty years. I call him Dad."
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The Resident Loon Not a demographic. Do not measure., Wed 16 Apr 2008, 20:40,
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TRLI'm jealous I never thought of that one! Priceless!
(, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 21:20, closed)
RelaxJust relax man, get yourself a nice cold stiff one after work tonight and it will all come back to you.
(, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 10:52, closed)
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