What's the hardest you've tried to get dumped?Groovypoodle writes, "My mate once told his girlfriend that he didn't think it was working only for her to laugh and tell him he was hilarious. Saying she was 'too weird' and 'slightly violent' and that he didn't like her was equally hilarious. Ripping off her wing mirror, throwing it through the windscreen
and storming off in a huff merely generated an apology from her a week later..."
Just how hard have you had to work to get someone to take the hint and stay dumped?
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chthonic, Thu 5 Jun 2008, 10:33)
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Mate of mine started dating a Russian girlHer second language was English, but she spoke it perfectly.
He didn't want to go out with her anymore, so started making up English words, and then getting annoyed that his girlfriend didn't understand them.
"Darling, do you lancely going up to somechuck and throwing some lopberries around?"
".. What?"
"I said if you wanted to go to the pub"
After a week of that, she dumped him.
(, Thu 5 Jun 2008, 16:22, 1 reply)
lopberries!Ace!
I wonder what they're like?
(, Thu 5 Jun 2008, 17:10, closed)
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