What's the hardest you've tried to get dumped?Groovypoodle writes, "My mate once told his girlfriend that he didn't think it was working only for her to laugh and tell him he was hilarious. Saying she was 'too weird' and 'slightly violent' and that he didn't like her was equally hilarious. Ripping off her wing mirror, throwing it through the windscreen
and storming off in a huff merely generated an apology from her a week later..."
Just how hard have you had to work to get someone to take the hint and stay dumped?
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chthonic, Thu 5 Jun 2008, 10:33)
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Spiderman (aka Nudity Through the Frosted Window)(Warning: somewhat off topic)
This happened to a friend of mine a few years back, and I think Bearded Whumpus will be all too happy to verify it, since he relayed it to me in the first place.
Said friend was seeing this feller who was a little odd, to put it politely. One evening, after a few beverages of a potentially intoxicating nature, they went back to the hall of residence where she was living at the time.
Apparently he'd had quite a few of these beverages by this stage.
She went to the toilet - just down the corridor, she wouldn't be long. Now the door to this particular water closet had a window above it with a frosted glass pane. For some reason, her boyfriend decided it would be a good idea to surprise her by climbing up to the top of this door and waving at her through the glass pane. While she was on the loo.
Oh, and he decided the best way to accomplish this was to take all his clothes off first.
It's fortunate that nobody came out into the corridor whilst 'Spiderman' was attempting to climb up the door completely starkers, but our friend was, understandably, scared out of her wits by the sight of a drunken, naked, Welsh man leering in the frosted window at her, even if it was her boyfriend.
It's off topic because he wasn't doing this to get dumped. Nor did she dump him for this peculiar act. I don't know which is more remarkable.
(, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 15:52, 2 replies)
I'm Welsh tooand I actually think that's quite a romantic gesture! Maybe we're just odd...
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Mellicious is made of candy, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 20:06,
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I shall have to assumethat it's one of those cultural differences that I can't come to terms with. I don't think my friend ever came to terms with it either...
(, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 22:21, closed)
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