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Mad Stuff You've Done To Get Someone To Sleep With You
Alexxx says "We've all gone a little too far at one time or another to get a girl, or a guy, to sleep with us. I've a friend who spent close to a thousand pounds orchestrating a terrible day for a collegue, so he could comfort her and get in her knickers. Only to find out she had a boyfriend, who proposed in order to cheer her up."
So, how far have you gone?
( , Fri 13 Apr 2007, 9:01)
Alexxx says "We've all gone a little too far at one time or another to get a girl, or a guy, to sleep with us. I've a friend who spent close to a thousand pounds orchestrating a terrible day for a collegue, so he could comfort her and get in her knickers. Only to find out she had a boyfriend, who proposed in order to cheer her up."
So, how far have you gone?
( , Fri 13 Apr 2007, 9:01)
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Not me, but a relation, married,
was having an affair with a woman who lived about a hundred miles away.
He used to book a day off work and pop over to see her on his motorbike. He'd belt down the motorway at breakneck speed, have a shag, gulp down a snack and shoot back home in time to appear at teatime as normal.
One time, concentrating hard on the outward journey, he heard a strange buzzing sound, and glancing up, he saw a police helicopter not far above his head, travelling sideways, barely keeping up with him.
He reckons he was doing 125mph, and didn't dare slow down in case they clocked him.
She moved up here in the end - probably safer all round.
( , Fri 13 Apr 2007, 21:01, Reply)
was having an affair with a woman who lived about a hundred miles away.
He used to book a day off work and pop over to see her on his motorbike. He'd belt down the motorway at breakneck speed, have a shag, gulp down a snack and shoot back home in time to appear at teatime as normal.
One time, concentrating hard on the outward journey, he heard a strange buzzing sound, and glancing up, he saw a police helicopter not far above his head, travelling sideways, barely keeping up with him.
He reckons he was doing 125mph, and didn't dare slow down in case they clocked him.
She moved up here in the end - probably safer all round.
( , Fri 13 Apr 2007, 21:01, Reply)
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