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Mad Stuff You've Done To Get Someone To Sleep With YouAlexxx says "We've all gone a little too far at one time or another to get a girl, or a guy, to sleep with us. I've a friend who spent close to a thousand pounds orchestrating a terrible day for a collegue, so he could comfort her and get in her knickers. Only to find out she had a boyfriend, who proposed in order to cheer her up."
So, how far have you gone?
(, Fri 13 Apr 2007, 9:01)
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Mates BirthdayWent out to a club for a mates 19th birthday...
(This was about 10 years ago)
After a cocktail of lager and cheap class A's cofidence was found to walk round club with said mate approaching groups of ladies with the line, "Alright ladies! It's my mates birthday can he have a birthday kiss?"
Never in a million years did I think this would work....
It did
Big time...
After he had finished full on tongue snogging about the 20th lady I thought I would 'break away' and it would become my birthday.
The first 2 ladies I approached hit me with the line, "I'm old enough to be your mother"
On closer inspection she appeared to be right.
Then she followed up with, "but i know someone who would like you, follow me"
She only introduced me to her daughter....with whom I had a very pleasant aquaintance for about 3 weeks...
It appears that every mother knows what her daughter likes.
Bonus.....
(, Wed 18 Apr 2007, 16:40, Reply)
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