Two i can think of
When i was younger i was a supervisor in a well known high street book retailer/stationers and was given the task of key holder which meant locking up and opening the store. Well, the first time i locked up i strolled about the place and thought "what do i nick first?". You would be amazed at how little there is worth nicking in that shop.

Another time, this year in fact, i went to Vegas on a stag week. Part of the fun was a VIP night at the Palm hotel/casino night club "Moon". We had our own table, our own waitresses and to top it all off a mountain of a bouncer called "Tu" whose job it was to stand near our table guarding our drinks, and barging the shit munchers out of the way so we could get to the toilet if we wanted. Oh, he also escorted us to the front of the queue for the lifts if we wanted to go to the casino or the playboy lounge. THAT was a good night!!!!
(Beaverman Opulence, I has it., Thu 8 Jul 2010, 21:15, 2 replies)

Ah yes the table service bouncer, I had our one kick out two blokes for no reason other than to see if he would. They looked quite devastated.
(Eoghan, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 21:20, closed)

Nice!
Definately makes me want to hire some sort of body guard or "heavy" for the night when i next go drinking.
(Beaverman Opulence, I has it., Fri 9 Jul 2010, 13:06, closed)