BT Internet Kiosk
Badbob is a huge fan of BT internet kiosks. The keyboard is at just the right height.

About 7-8 years ago, I was enjoying a night out in Glasgow, with my then girlfriend (let's call her Julie M, no, on second thoughts, lets call her J Matthews).

Julie had been wearing a hot pink mini-skirt on this evening, one of those one's where you can see some arse-cheek whenever she bends slightly.

This had gotten Badbob pretty hot under the collar, and he had been this way since leaving the house.

I spent the evening laying down some unusual shapes on the dancefloor and generally strutting my funky stuff. Much dirty dancing was had, which only made my raging 19 year old hormones even worse. I was lubricating this dance-off with a combination of flat warm Fosters, unknown quantities of Aftershock and some Whisky.

It all got too much for him after leaving the Garage at 3am, and he managed to get Julie into a BT Internet Kiosk, where he left all his inhibitions outside on the street and got down and dirty with the missus.

After what felt like 3 hours of phone-box sex (which was probably more like 3 minutes), we dusted each other off, retrieved items of underwear, replaced the handset and sauntered off to get the night-bus back to East Kilbride.

Thing is... this particular kiosk was in Sauchiehall Street in Glasgow. Anyone familiar with the city will tell you that it is not a quiet part of town at 3am on a Sunday morning. God only knows what would have happened to us if Strathclyde's finest had plodded along.

I still use the mental image of the event for "self-gratification" purposes to this day.
(badbob82 actually has mates called Rex and Wendy, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 19:07, 2 replies)

There's a disturbing mix
of first- and third-person references in there.

How many of you were there? :)
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 19:14, closed)

Bipolar....
Well, from recollection, there were about 4 of us in that Kiosk. Three of her, and one of me. I think I f****d the middle one... though I may have been getting up close and personal with the coin return slot. :-)
(badbob82 actually has mates called Rex and Wendy, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 19:22, closed)