Lightning
On a works outing in a coach. We were heading back to the hotel after a day of teambuilding, then dinner, then heavy drinking. We were in the countryside: it was pitch black and stormy with vivid lightning but strangely no rain.

Part way back Steve from Accounts runs up to the driver: "Can you stop please, we're dying for a piss." Driver says ok and pulls in. About a dozen blokes jump out, followed by Sue from Customer Service. They all head off to a barn by the side of the road.

I'm staring out the window in an alcohol-induced stupor when there's a sudden flash of lightning. In a split second the light fades , leaving the image of a line of blokes having a piss against a barn burnt into my retina, plus the unmistakeable silhouette of a Customer Service agent giving a blow job to an Accountant.

The whole bus cheered.
(Smale is stuffed, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 12:24, 1 reply)

Hahahaha!
If I ever meet a Customer Services operative called Sue I'll smirk all the way round my face!
(Juan Quar is clinging to her front teeth on, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 19:17, closed)