Public Transport TraumaCompletely Underwhelmed writes, "I was on a bus the other day when a man got on wearing shorts, over what looked like greeny grey leggings. Then the stench hit me. The 'leggings' were a mass of open wounds, crusted with greenish solidified pus that flaked off in bits as he moved."
What's the worst public transport experience you've ever had?
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chthonic, Thu 29 May 2008, 15:13)
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A friend of mine's mother is 70 years old, about 5 foot tall and looks like yodaHer trick to get a free seat next to her on the coach:
As the coach approaches the next stop, she will dig in her handbag and pull out the biggest, chunkiest woolly bobblehat ever and put it on her head. As the passengers board and walk down the aisle to find a seat, she searches to get eye contact with them. As soon as this happens, she gives them the biggest smile she can conjour up.
Works
every
single
time.
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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 30 May 2008, 17:01,
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fantastic idea(
flirting with badgers What? It sounded good at the time., Sat 31 May 2008, 3:27,
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on the other hand...I would be waiting for the day she nets a real nutter to chat to...
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