Time to change directions here.
Thus far we've been having stories of job changes.

How 'bout relationship changes?

As many of us do, I had a major infatuation in my youth with a girl who took full advantage of it, making me run around doing things for her like the pussy-whipped little fool I was. For a few months I put up with some rather emasculating behaviors that I'd rather not detail, if it's all the same to you.

I don't remember the exact incident that was where I finally drew the line- probably she asked me to go to the Infirmary for her to get meds for menstrual pain or some such- but in any case I flatly refused, which angered her and caused her to say some very shitty things to me. The fight escalated pretty quickly, and as this was in a college dormitory we had a large, if unwilling, audience.

She yelled something intending to insult my masculinity, and at that point I replied with a phrase that I heard repeated often afterward:

"Girls like you are good for one thing and one thing only- landfill!"

And with that I slammed the door in her shocked face and left.
( The Resident Loon Not a demographic. Do not measure., Fri 23 May 2008, 16:40, 3 replies)

I'm stealing that
not that I intend to dump MrWitch (he's fully housetrained) but it's a "go anywhere" kind of insult!

*click*
(TheWeeWitch hasn't been here much recently .., Fri 23 May 2008, 18:29, closed)

It became a stock phrase around the college for a while.
And even now I sometimes use it. That's one of the most insulting things I have ever said to anyone, really.

Well, that and calling someone a waste of skin- but that one I didn't make up.
( The Resident Loon Not a demographic. Do not measure., Fri 23 May 2008, 19:03, closed)

Oh, I wish I had used that one for my divorce
'tis a good line sir.
( flirting with badgers What? It sounded good at the time., Fri 23 May 2008, 19:42, closed)