Finger Jam
When I was 5 I kept telling my little brother to keep his fingers away from the door in case he'd get hurt. He kept ignoring me. So I closed the door to prove my point. Trapping his fingers and putting him in hospital.

I was scared out of my wits that my parents would beat me to death, thankfully in all the commotion my guilt was mistaken for just being upset, and it was put down as an accident.

This is the first time I've confessed to doing it on purpose, "for his own good" in my mind.. sadly it's a random act of evil.
( Halk, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 0:37, 2 replies)

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( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Sat 18 Feb 2012, 0:24, closed)

Required behaviour for older sibs, I'd say
In fact, I do say. I was about 7 when I told my little bro not to eat the peppercorns, knowing he would promptly eat them.

I was properly miffed when he went into hysterics (histrionics?) and our mum gave him some gum to take away the burning, then she thrashed me.
( kila is reading clocks upside-down as usual, Sat 18 Feb 2012, 6:37, closed)