Duckman
Back when I lived in Cambridge there was a chap who could regularly be seen walking the streets in rather smart tweed jacket, black jeans...and a duck decoy strapped to his head. There were rumours that he had an arts grant from the local council to do this. Sometimes he would wear other items, such as a small Christmas tree during the festive season and I once swaw him at the local All-Bar-One having a night-out with friends...with a roll of kitchen towel strapped to his head. Makes you proud to be British!
(sleekloon Curing Cancer one cell at a time., Tue 2 Oct 2012, 22:54, 4 replies)

I saw him with a loaf once
On Mill road. It was often a loaf. I assume it was the same guy.
(meat2veg hello!, Wed 3 Oct 2012, 0:24, closed)

Maybe he was using his loaf
to catch the ducks.
( wakeupandsmellthebacon, Wed 3 Oct 2012, 7:09, closed)

And the kitchen towel
To tidy up afterwards.
( number5 has been fighting tramps and losing., Wed 3 Oct 2012, 8:21, closed)

I've never seen this guy!
I want to :(
(Petite chien is going to do science to it, Wed 3 Oct 2012, 12:41, closed)