Rubbish Towns
I once went to Basildon. It was closed, I got chased by a bunch of knuckle-dragged yobs until I was lost in a maze of concrete alleyways and got food poisoning off pie. Tell us about the awful places you've visited or have your home.
Thanks to SpankyHanky for the suggestion
( , Thu 29 Oct 2009, 11:07)
I once went to Basildon. It was closed, I got chased by a bunch of knuckle-dragged yobs until I was lost in a maze of concrete alleyways and got food poisoning off pie. Tell us about the awful places you've visited or have your home.
Thanks to SpankyHanky for the suggestion
( , Thu 29 Oct 2009, 11:07)
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I actually quite like it here now
If you drive towards Norwich on the A11 you'll pass at least one sign bearing the legend
Diss
Norwich
For those of you yet to venture this far East, there's a town in Norfolk called Diss, and Norwich is lovely when you get used to it, but really. Talk about an open goal. Not quite as tempting as when a Robbie Williams gig was marked with one of those roadsigns directing concert traffic, underneath which another proclaimed "Get some fucking taste", but the former is, y'know, real.
( , Thu 29 Oct 2009, 19:37, 3 replies)
If you drive towards Norwich on the A11 you'll pass at least one sign bearing the legend
Diss
Norwich
For those of you yet to venture this far East, there's a town in Norfolk called Diss, and Norwich is lovely when you get used to it, but really. Talk about an open goal. Not quite as tempting as when a Robbie Williams gig was marked with one of those roadsigns directing concert traffic, underneath which another proclaimed "Get some fucking taste", but the former is, y'know, real.
( , Thu 29 Oct 2009, 19:37, 3 replies)
Home to the
Latitude festival, which was actually rather lovely.
( , Thu 29 Oct 2009, 20:01, closed)
Latitude festival, which was actually rather lovely.
( , Thu 29 Oct 2009, 20:01, closed)
Latitude's in Suffolk
And whilst I may not be intrinsically local I strongly suggest you never make the mistake around here. You'll get chased with pitchforks. Possibly flaming torches. Your mates will call you Frankenstein for the rest of your natural.
( , Fri 30 Oct 2009, 11:44, closed)
And whilst I may not be intrinsically local I strongly suggest you never make the mistake around here. You'll get chased with pitchforks. Possibly flaming torches. Your mates will call you Frankenstein for the rest of your natural.
( , Fri 30 Oct 2009, 11:44, closed)
Haha
All my years of living in Norwich and passing such signs, I never saw the joke, oh well.
( , Fri 30 Oct 2009, 9:24, closed)
All my years of living in Norwich and passing such signs, I never saw the joke, oh well.
( , Fri 30 Oct 2009, 9:24, closed)
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