School open day
When I was being shown around the compound school that was to become my home for the next five years, you could tell the teachers were making a concerted effort to show the group of prospective parents and pupils around only the prettiest, most picturesque parts of the place. What they hadn't counted on, however, was the 1st 15 getting pissed the night before, stealing the line-painter from the groundsmans shed, and drawing an enormous cock-n-balls on the chapel lawns, complete with big curly pubes.

That pretty much set the tone for my time there.
(The Empress it seems you CAN polish a turd!, Thu 29 Jan 2009, 12:57, 3 replies)

CDC!
deserves clickery! well done!
(twiceydrinker hmmm is it pint time?, Thu 29 Jan 2009, 13:07, closed)

*clicks*
Oh yes. Bonus clickage too!
(Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Thu 29 Jan 2009, 13:26, closed)

My kingdom for a line painter and some magenta paint.
That'd get in the newsletter for sure :)

*checks ebay for line painter*
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 29 Jan 2009, 13:43, closed)