crazy kid in the roof!
we had the token mentalist ginger throwback in our school.. you know the one. the kid who inexplicably starts howling with laughter in assembly and has to be removed. the kid who throws chairs about... barks.. you know the dude.

well one day he got up into the suspended ceiling in the music block. of course, being a wiry little fucker, he was MUCH more suited to scurrying about in the rafters like the ratboy he was than the corpulent teaching staff, so they decided to let him get it out of his system.

a downright fuckin HILARIOUS lesson followed of the teacher doing his utmost to ignore the scuttling, giggling, and occasional foot through tile that would come from the ceiling.

the same music block had an amazingly dumb feature of a long corridor between two rooms full of shelving and instruments... with a lockable door at each end.
one is locked, the teacher goes in to get something..
teacher's name, ironically, was mr Basher.. he had THE single worst combover in the history of the universe... literally, he had a HUGE bonce, and this beast of a hairpiece went from just above one ear, over to just above the other, and would usually last until about midway through the first lesson before flopping off to the side looking for all the world like a misplaced emo fringe.
so this guy basically spent a lesson locked in this cupboard in the dark, pleading with the students to let him out, in tears, and actually went as far as to pass the money in his wallet out under the door as a bribe.
(UppityDamnPrimate LET'S OPEN THIS F*CKING PIT UP, Thu 29 Jan 2009, 17:48, 1 reply)

I just want to confirm
this story is 100% true.

Mr basher played the organ at my wedding. He's a good organist but what fucking stupid hair hahaha his combover is about 7 hairs, he isn't fooling anyone it just looks so fucking stupid.

The mental kid was called Alex I think and he really was a fucking nut.
( Peej, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 10:39, closed)