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"The best years of our lives," somebody lied. Tell us the funniest thing that ever happened at school.

(, Thu 29 Jan 2009, 12:19)
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As you all know, well most of you at least, it has been customary for several decades now for the departing year of students to pull some nasty prank on the school. Perhaps blowing up novelty condoms and filling up a whole classroom with them, or 'waterbombing' the first years with bombs containing food colouring, carefully placing cling-film across all toilet bowls for some hilarious 'bounce back' etc!

I went to grammar school, so we were all a bit evil. However, this story is not about me! Despite my egomaniacal tendancies, I can't take credit for this. No, this is a story belonging to a friend of mine, who shares the same name as me, therefore won't be named because I don't wish to be implicated.

She went to school in Brizzle. And her year spent the whole day 'stealing' four sheep from nearby farms. They spray painted the sheep with numbers, number 1, number 3, number 4 and number 5 and then released them into the school.

Hilarity ensues! I believe the school spent a whole week searching for the illusive sheep number two. Their heads probably filled with horrifying images of the poor beast being rogered until it wept in some dank boys changing room by the freaks that the school forgot.

Sometimes I regret not having the balls to pull a prank like that. The sheep stunt made our prank of filling the staff room with blown up novelty condoms (partially filled with food colouring) pale in comparison.
(, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 9:46, 2 replies)
Alas, an urban legend.
But an enduring one.
(, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 9:49, closed)
mm
no in this case no, I saw photographic evidence. Perhaps they got the idea from said legend.
(, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 10:22, closed)

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