Joe 90
Physics A level, I was crap. Scraped an E (do behave!). Van Der Graaf Generator being demonstrated by The Colonel. All cranked up, ready to go when the lab technician, lovingly named Joe 90 for obvious reasons, wandered past and leant forward to give The Colonel a message.....

A very large blue spark flew to the middle of his forehead, his hair went out on end and he flew back, head first, into the blackboard.

Cue 20 Lower VIth formers pissing themselves very loudly.

Length? Eight inches from scalp to generator!
( The Lone Groover has mal des nuts., Tue 3 Feb 2009, 19:56, 1 reply)

I broke the Van De Graaf Generator
my hair was too thick, and already looked like I'd been spending too much time playing with one, so I just did nothing.
(deadly_sinners, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 21:14, closed)