Tick_Tock

We had a student teacher, teaching French, for a few months. For us, the unusual thing about her was that she was from Northern Ireland.

So she was teaching a lesson one day when one of the lads at the front started nodding his head backwards and forwards and saying, repeatedly:

"Tick-Tock, Tick-Tock"

Over and over again.

The teacher ignored him from a while but eventually cracked and asked:

"What the hell do you think you are - a clock?"

"No Miss - I'm a bomb"

Best right-hook that I saw in school.

Tiny 5 foot tall teacher floored a 6 foot hulking teenager. As he tried to scramble to his feet she pounced on him like a tiny cat attacking a beaver. She grabbed him by the hair and had him bent over as she repeatedly kicked him up the arse while propelling him through the door.

Strange thing is, she never had even a hint of trouble with any class for the rest of her time with us.

Cheers
( Legless Mister Stabby - shanks for the memory, Thu 5 Feb 2009, 12:28, 2 replies)

Wasn't
CHCB by any chance, was she?

Either way, I'd love to have seen that. Have a click.
(LongJohnBaldry, Thu 5 Feb 2009, 14:12, closed)

Hahaha
Fuck yeah.. you should have posted that a few days ago - deserves to go on the front page.
(raymond "three griddle pans" luxury yacht lovin' the christmas action, Thu 5 Feb 2009, 14:14, closed)