One more.
We had an alcoholic teacher for about a year.

He lived with his Mum and grandma aged 50 something.

he also tried to teach a year 10 top set class how to read the time becasue he was off his face and couldnt be bothered to teach properly.

One lesson he gave me and my mate an afterschool detention and thoguht we would be mature enoguh to sit there doing our lines for a full hour.

We proceeded to rip the room to shreds burning holes in the floor, burning papers, kicking hole in things. This was all minor stuff until i had the brilliant idea of taking a piss in the hole in the wall that we kicked in earlier.
The next week the room was closed until the wall was fully ripped down to clean behind it and kill the smell of piss.

You may think that we would get expelled for this extreme behaviour and vandalsim, but it turned out he was too drunk to actually remember who he gave an afterschool.

Yays for the incredibly flawed education system.
(PaulGadd -, Thu 5 Feb 2009, 15:32, 3 replies)

Maybe he wouldn't have been an alcoholic
if he didn't have to deal with brats like you?
(reducedfatLOLcat, Thu 5 Feb 2009, 15:35, closed)

probaly

(PaulGadd -, Thu 5 Feb 2009, 15:44, closed)

"brilliant idea" of taking a piss in the hole in the wall
Well it's all relative I suppose....
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Thu 5 Feb 2009, 15:47, closed)