Sexual DisastersWe've all been there. Tormented by Mr Floppy. Unable to find a condom at 3am. Getting cramp just when you're getting a rhythm on. A 10/10 at 1am who mysteriously becomes into a swamp donkey at 10am. The walk of shame. Tell us the tales of your sexual disasters. We won't judge.
(, Thu 19 Mar 2015, 17:49)
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The eye thing happened to a friend of mineDon't know the circumstances how she found herself in this jam. The sperm mistake the eye for the world's largest ovum and happily drill into the tissue. Hurts like hell, I understand.
(, Fri 20 Mar 2015, 18:40, Reply)
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