Sexual DisastersWe've all been there. Tormented by Mr Floppy. Unable to find a condom at 3am. Getting cramp just when you're getting a rhythm on. A 10/10 at 1am who mysteriously becomes into a swamp donkey at 10am. The walk of shame. Tell us the tales of your sexual disasters. We won't judge.
(, Thu 19 Mar 2015, 17:49)
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Certainly not pride- Probably sheepishness mixed with a crap attempt at being wry at having done something so stupid when we were both pretty much off our tits. And naturally I exaggerated the effect - she had a noticeable nick which I always thought was quite charming, although I can understand her not agreeing. We lived together for several years after this happened so I was obviously forgiven. We still speak occasionally and when this cropped up in a recent conversation she seemed more than satisfied with the punch she gave me in return (which fucking hurt, I can tell you).
(, Wed 25 Mar 2015, 1:52, Reply)
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