ShopliftingWhen I was young and impressionable and on holiday in France, I followed some friends into a sweet shop and we each stole something. I was so mortified by this, I returned them.
My lack of French hampered this somewhat - they had no idea why the small English boy wanted to add some chews to the open box, and saw it as an attempt by a nasty foreigner oik to contaminate their stock. Not my best day.
What have you lifted?
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chthonic, Thu 10 Jan 2008, 11:13)
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Virgin!As most of you will be aware, CDs have the plastic stickers over where they open so you can't just take the actual CD. What these people failed to realise is that it's easy enough to just unhook the case from the hinge side and pocket the CD.
After disclosing this information to my mate, who I will call J and I think has been mentioned in some of MJP89's posts, he instantly nicked a couple of CDs from the HUGE Virgin Megastore in Tottenham Court Road.
As far as I know he still has them. And fuck it, Richard Branson is rich enough as it is.
POP! As for length, just ask MJP89. He knows.
(, Fri 11 Jan 2008, 10:42, 1 reply)
or to do it without the riskBuy the CD, then a few hours later, return the case, sans contents, and complain loudly that it was empty when you got it home. They'll assume someone else nicked it and replace it without question. At which point you return or flog said CD.
(, Mon 14 Jan 2008, 13:47, closed)
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