Bad Smells
"I once left the world's stinkiest guff in a lift before sending it down to a group of Germans, all bustling to be first in the doors upon its arrival," giggles Boarders. Tell us your stories involving farts, noxious gasses and unpleasant smells.
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chthonic, Fri 17 Jan 2014, 11:56)
and a question?
What is THAT smell that envelops Banbury?
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gearanach #wankwankwank, Fri 17 Jan 2014, 21:41,
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The coffee factory.
Also, the locals.
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Happy Phantom has been to Hastings, Brighton, and Eastbourne too, Fri 17 Jan 2014, 21:51,
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Oh god, coffee factories
I don't drink coffee. Never have. Reason is my first address where I grew up in Hemel Hempstead - downwind of Arabica House on Ebberns Rd where coffee was roasted
Can't face the stuff after a few years of that at an early age.
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Carpe Cyprinidae, Fri 17 Jan 2014, 23:52,
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It confuses me that while I know it's coffee
it smells to my nose like burnt potato starch.
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Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Fri 17 Jan 2014, 23:56,
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The cattle market & the Alcan tin foil factory.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 17 Jan 2014, 22:18,
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Our offices are about 300 metres from the coffee factory.
It mings
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Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Fri 17 Jan 2014, 22:24,
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Your Mum.
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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 17 Jan 2014, 23:16,
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could be but
as far as I am aware has never been near Banbury.
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gearanach #wankwankwank, Sat 18 Jan 2014, 15:12,
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If they can smell her from there she must really stink
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 18 Jan 2014, 16:01,
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