Stupid Colleagues
Godwin's Lawyer tells us: "I once worked with a lad who believed 'Frankenstein' was based on a true story, and that the book was written by Shirley Bassey." Tell us about your workplace dopes.
( , Thu 3 Mar 2011, 15:34)
Godwin's Lawyer tells us: "I once worked with a lad who believed 'Frankenstein' was based on a true story, and that the book was written by Shirley Bassey." Tell us about your workplace dopes.
( , Thu 3 Mar 2011, 15:34)
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I'm being dragged out with my gf's work colleagues tonight
They're fairly unreconstructed construction types, so we'll probably end up having many beers, go for a curry and then on to a strip bar. Discussing this with my colleagues just now, the girl who sits next to me said: "But strippers are all really ugly, right?"
Slightly bemused, I agreed with her. "Yeah, strippers are really ugly. Men pay money to see ugly women take their clothes off."
She's French, and doesn't really get sarcasm if she's not paying attention: "Yes, because my friend's boyfriend went to a strip club on a stag night, but it was okay because he told her all the strippers were really ugly. I don't understand why men would want to look at ugly women."
There was a little more sarcasm before I told her the truth.
( , Thu 3 Mar 2011, 17:28, 5 replies)
They're fairly unreconstructed construction types, so we'll probably end up having many beers, go for a curry and then on to a strip bar. Discussing this with my colleagues just now, the girl who sits next to me said: "But strippers are all really ugly, right?"
Slightly bemused, I agreed with her. "Yeah, strippers are really ugly. Men pay money to see ugly women take their clothes off."
She's French, and doesn't really get sarcasm if she's not paying attention: "Yes, because my friend's boyfriend went to a strip club on a stag night, but it was okay because he told her all the strippers were really ugly. I don't understand why men would want to look at ugly women."
There was a little more sarcasm before I told her the truth.
( , Thu 3 Mar 2011, 17:28, 5 replies)
I went to a strip club once
and thought the strippers looked awful, with the exeption of one or two. Wasn't exactly a classy joint though, to be fair.
( , Thu 3 Mar 2011, 17:37, closed)
and thought the strippers looked awful, with the exeption of one or two. Wasn't exactly a classy joint though, to be fair.
( , Thu 3 Mar 2011, 17:37, closed)
Come on let's be honest
It isn't necessarily the face you're watching is it?
( , Thu 3 Mar 2011, 19:24, closed)
It isn't necessarily the face you're watching is it?
( , Thu 3 Mar 2011, 19:24, closed)
I can imagine her friend boasting
that her boyfriend went there but it's alright, cos they was all mingers.
( , Sat 5 Mar 2011, 10:55, closed)
that her boyfriend went there but it's alright, cos they was all mingers.
( , Sat 5 Mar 2011, 10:55, closed)
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