MUG 1
I used to work in a marketing firm and most the senior management had personalized number plates. Even though spending money on a numberplate that no matter what the letters spells out TWAT to any right thinking person is pretty stupid. But one of the girls in the office who bless her wasn't the brightest bulb said something that actually made my mouth gape.

We were discussing the latest platetwattery and who much it cost. Kelly piped up "you wouldn't catch me spending that much on a number plate I'd be mega pissed off if I crashed my car and had to replace it at that price"

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(sittingduck Attention seeking, bullshitting fuck-knuckle, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 22:50, 1 reply)

Back in the day (1985-ish)
The MD of the pottery tableware manufacturers I worked for treated himself to a (then) brand new Porsche 944 in deep pearlescent purple. Lovely looking car, but he had to go and stick a personal plate on it, to whit: MUG 1P.
The dispatch manager, who had the sort of "fuck it" attitude I aspire to, complimented the MD on his new motor with the words, "It's not in bad nick for a P-reg is it?"
( Snappyuk gets BIGGER with free sample., Sun 6 Mar 2011, 17:53, closed)