Amazing displays of ignoranceSandettie Light Vessel Automatic tells us: "My dad's friend told us there's no such thing as gravity - it's just the weight of air holding us down". Tell us of times you've been floored by abject stupidity. "Whenever I read the Daily Express" is not a valid answer.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 18 Mar 2010, 16:48)
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Why is it so hard to win playing slot machines in a casino?Is it hard to win because the odds are stacked against you? Surprisingly, the answer is no, according to a friend. The odds of becoming a millionaire are actually in your favor, but there are hidden mysteries about the game you may not appreciate.
For every slot machine on the casino floor, there is a doppelganger slot machine hidden above in the ceiling, connected to your machine and manned by a casino employee, whose minimum-wage job depends on fighting every one of your ninja spins. It's hard to beat that kind of system!
I like this explanation because it makes it appear like every casino operates like something out of Terry Gilliam's "Brazil".
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love it(, Fri 19 Mar 2010, 23:28, closed)
click for.....paranoid genius.
(, Mon 22 Mar 2010, 17:17, closed)
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