Stupid TouristsWhat's the stupidest thing you've ever heard a tourist say? Ever heard an American talking about visiting "Scotchland, England", or (and this one is actually real) a Japanese couple talking about the correct way to say Clapham is actually Clatham, as "ph" sounds are pronounced "th". Which has a certain logic really. UPDATE: Please, no more Loogabarooga stories. It's getting like, "and I opened my eyes and my mum had left me a cup of tea!"
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chthonic, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 16:31)
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In France...Me and my family befriended a Scottish family. The Scottish husband, hungry, proceeds to go up to a food stall, failing to notice it closing down for the day and says (while pointing at the menu) "I'll have that, that and that" to which the French woman behind the stall replies "Non, non et non." The Scottish husband, peeved off, flips her the bird and says "well, you can fuck off you fucking froggy bitch." My Grandma, shocked, proceeds to walk away and trips over a small yorkshire terrier. Quite ironic, considering the fact that she's from Yorkshire.
(, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 17:07, Reply)
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