Party Tricks and Secret TalentsEveryone (okay, *most* people) has a party trick or little piece of skill they can pull out when they need to show off. Tell us how you impressed everyone (then drove away in your Honda Accord), or alternatively how you fell flat on your face.
(, Thu 14 May 2015, 17:24)
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I too possess this superpowerAnd it is singularly ineffective in impressing the ladeez. Another eye-related 'gift' I suspect you may possess is the ability to 'reverse focus', whereby you can de-focus towards infinity rather than close-up. This skill made me ever-so-slightly more popular than baseline during the early nineties with the prevalence of 'magic eye' posters. As everyone was trying to 'open up their chakra, and free their mind' to find the hidden meaning within the rows of these posters at festivals and the like, I was just able to focus out and walk past them all, loudly saying 'dolphin, cannabis leaf, acid smiley face, eagle' etc. Actually it probably made me sound like a bit of a twunt.
(, Fri 15 May 2015, 17:01, 1 reply)
Ah yes I can. I never really understood people's fascination and frustration in seeing them. It seemed like a very simple thing to do. (
spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Fri 15 May 2015, 17:27,
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