Party Tricks and Secret TalentsEveryone (okay, *most* people) has a party trick or little piece of skill they can pull out when they need to show off. Tell us how you impressed everyone (then drove away in your Honda Accord), or alternatively how you fell flat on your face.
(, Thu 14 May 2015, 17:24)
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that when you squeezed the hand pump the shlong would expand and the helmet would poke out of the foreskin.
At parties I would strap the shlong to my leg so the head was just inside my trouser cuff. I concealed the hand pump in my pocket and sat in the corner patiently waiting for some innocent girl to glance my way.
Am on the sex offenders register
(, Sun 17 May 2015, 16:10, Reply)
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