Party Tricks and Secret TalentsEveryone (okay, *most* people) has a party trick or little piece of skill they can pull out when they need to show off. Tell us how you impressed everyone (then drove away in your Honda Accord), or alternatively how you fell flat on your face.
(, Thu 14 May 2015, 17:24)
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I was just reading about you on crackedwww.cracked.com/personal-experiences-1636-5-things-i-learned-about-your-sex-life-as-porn-store-clerk.html
Then there are the people with much larger problems. Well, relatively speaking:
"I had a guy who would routinely put on a penis extender -- which I sold to him, by the way -- and let it hang out of the bottom of his short shorts as he walked around the store," Pam says. "You could tell he was trying to get a reaction, so I thought it was really funny to completely ignore it. The lengths (ha!) he would go to, to draw attention to it were amazing ... He would be standing there and like thrusting it at me, and I just kept talking to him and never looked down and you could tell he was getting so frustrated, like, 'MY DICK IS OUT. LOOK AT MY DICK."
Of course, that's technically sexual assault.
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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Mon 18 May 2015, 14:19,
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It's not technically anything.Any more than my girlfriend wearing a polycarbonate camel toe cup.
god save us from amateur lawyers.
(, Mon 18 May 2015, 16:36, closed)
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